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Electric cars -


TAGS: electric
Rating: 4.31/5

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freasy - June 25, 2015, 12:56 pm
Speaking of batteries, you can't even legally make them at production rate in US. The poisons in the manufacturing process are nasty.
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 4:42 pm
your right
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - December 28, 2013, 4:40 pm
one exception doesn't make this poster incorrect.But then it's your opinion. Thanks for sharing.
birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 5:11 pm
Electric cars in michigan are charged by a nuke plant whos only waste is warm water and a product that is used to treat cancer. i call this poster incorrect
Brawler - July 13, 2013, 1:01 pm
Now now.. EVs does get better for every day that passes.. Now, how to make that energy used to recharge them CLEAN!!!
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 6:06 pm
EVs providing the Proles with the illusion of personal mobility.
CloudchaserS - June 22, 2013, 5:50 am
And then there's how long it take to charge a battery compared with filling a tank.
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 3:33 pm
Electric motors, stupid auto correct.
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
Eccentric motors are super efficient, far more efficient than the ICM. Too bad batteries aren't advancing as fast as the rest of technology. their still large, heavy and can't hold nearly as much energy as a gas tank of similar size and weight.
CloudchaserS - June 21, 2013, 1:02 am
Because of that, EV's aren't as clean as most think they are, but the pollutants produced per mile is still far less than ICE's
curlyrocks - June 20, 2013, 3:19 pm
Most people have a real problem with living in the filth they create.
EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:48 am
Apparently, STILL cleaner. Would be even better with the source closer to the vehicle.
GaryO - June 19, 2013, 6:44 pm
'tis a truth
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 3:47 pm

Excellent 5LLLLL


HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm
True patriot, excellent one RL.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.26/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


Political Correctness -


TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of ph**os.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


RESPECT IS A TWO WAY STREET -


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

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Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 4.03/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -


TAGS: practice makes perfect
Rating: 4.73/5

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Aurielius - October 15, 2015, 1:57 pm
Any d*** fool can land on a runway that doesn't move...chuckles.
Crashedmonkey - March 31, 2010, 8:15 am
@Bob, you like our digis? i hate these things, i knida want my old utilities back
Bob D. Sailor - March 30, 2010, 10:08 pm
Everything is true except sewing the back pockets on the front. Plus we got some sweet new digi's to a** around in.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Nice one Airman, 5 for those poor bastards. LOL
GySgt1811 - March 30, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thank Gawd! It ain't changed a bit since 1962! How I miss it. However, I hear they don't light the smoking lamp anymore.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:40 pm
nothing tops a hog!
Airman - March 30, 2010, 3:15 pm
ah, but we get better tee times.. and warthogs.. nuff said
Budog - March 30, 2010, 2:15 pm
Well "Airman" all the good pilots are in the U.S. Navy, that is why the are called "Naval Aviators". Any caveman can land a fighter plane on the ground. But hey, we need the Air Force, someone needs to stand around with their hands in their pockets...
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Discipline. 5
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 12:04 pm
I love it 5L!!!!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 11:16 am
Spoken like a true Airman. 5 squids


NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.


TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.2/5

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karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

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Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm

Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


BOO -




COMMON WORD ERRORS -


TAGS: poster rejection word errors
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:22 am
Seen something similar in the book "9 Reasons to Punch a Dolphin." They gave some interesting/humorous examples to remember these grammatical rules. I highly recommended that book, bwahahaha!


life's little lessons -


TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up


irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




Guilty By Suspicion -


TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.87/5

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premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am
AWESOME!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: perspective hug falling
Rating: 4.29/5

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ReRac - May 18, 2011, 6:40 pm
HAHA< even tho that is not "me when drunk" I will when I get a chance. Thanks!
Reality Lord - May 18, 2011, 7:40 am

nice....post this to "whileiwasdrunk.com"
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:18 am
HAHA! Nice...


Haunted -


TAGS: aging mirror reflections haunted house
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:43 pm
Thedge I am being me...it's that old person in the mirror that certainly isn't...teehee.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 5:54 am
Hehehe... I have white hair halfway down my back, a white beard to challenge Santa Clause... when I look in the mirror, I just see me. Same old thang, different day. If I could teach the young folk anything, it would be that. Just be you.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:01 am
Thanks mao...do you hear the voices too...teehee.
maoworks2 - September 10, 2014, 3:23 pm
Yup, My Place Is Haunted Too. Great One 5L Boooooooo.
chickenlittle - July 7, 2014, 6:49 pm
Complimentary of course MissP! I bet it's the same old person who's always jumping in front of me in the mirror and blocking my view!
MissPriss - July 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Are you saying that in a complimentary or sarcastic way? Think carefully before you answer that Little!
chickenlittle - July 5, 2014, 10:16 pm
Good to know I'm not alone MissP...
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hellzyeah...they even make complexes for 'em...teehee.
Airman - July 5, 2014, 11:09 am
there's more than one haunted house then


Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~


LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he a**ociated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's g** kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: rich poor perspective
Rating: 4.66/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:44 am
And that's when dad disowned his son.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:20 pm
Amsome Airman! 5L
Bakstabr - July 17, 2010, 12:35 am
Godd*mn u airman on another AMSOME poster. I love seeing a poster i have to scroll down with ure name on it because they have done nothing but make me feel better everytime i read em.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm

Another example of kids teaching adults a thing or two


IRONY -


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.28/5

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ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
Nah, she's a brunette. Gimme a redhead & we'll talk.
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:59 pm
ROR! Nice one.


Marie Curie -


TAGS: marie radiance spelling corrected
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - March 18, 2016, 12:10 am
She always could lighten-up a room...!
spacedog - February 16, 2016, 8:46 pm
Good one Swampfox.
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:19 am
Nice take on a classic joke, Swampy! LUV IT!!!!!!
GaryO - February 13, 2016, 9:02 pm
she did have an aura about her
lgvernon - February 13, 2016, 6:31 pm

She had that certain glow...
Rick69 - February 13, 2016, 6:07 pm
This shouldn't be as funny as I found it...
Reality Lord - February 13, 2016, 4:40 pm

deja vu?


PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -




International Women's Day 3/18/16 -




1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


OCCUPY WALL STREET -


TAGS: perfectly spelled signs
Rating: 4.22/5

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Airman - October 13, 2011, 5:39 pm
it's good for you
Sean - October 13, 2011, 5:02 pm
I think I am just gonna go aheand and maybe take offence with this poster. Yeahhhh. Yeah I will. And no. No I cannot really explain why.


WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN - Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.


TAGS: perfect bride deserving
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:19 pm

5 teary-eyed Ls for all the women out there waiting eternally for Mr. Right. (I settled for Mr. Right NOW and have never been sorry for a second that I married him, warts and all~~I have a thousand or so of my own, ya' know.)


CONDOMS - A new way of virus protection


TAGS: protection virus condom
Rating: 2.63/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:42 pm
Maybe effective... doesn't work though.


STORIES - There is always another side to them.




WHARRGARBL - WHARRGARBL


TAGS: wharrgarbl puke projectile vomit pink
Rating: 1.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:49 pm
5L + faved XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:48 pm
ROFLMAO! I'm sorry, but I'm odd; I like to see someone puke. Not a little cough then spit. I mean like Niagara Falls it. Vomiting is comical, and the text you chose was perfect, lol. And yes, if I throw up I laugh. Not recommended though, you'll choke.
anosh - December 12, 2011, 11:51 am
disgusting
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:44 am
amen, donk!
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:07 pm
@autumnspirit - I believe it roughly translates from sanskrit to "One Lion". @Sho - your avatar is AMAZING
culos - December 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
CTRL-C CTRL-V from a site we don't mention on here. 0L
5150monkeylove - December 7, 2010, 11:25 pm
It says.... CRAAAAAAAP....CRRRAAAAAP.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:41 pm
Could you translate please?
Sho - December 7, 2010, 9:04 pm
The one done with the dog was funnier :D
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
Obviously he isn't man enough to handle the red tide.


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


REJECTION - Some people just don't want you inside them.




FALLEN HEROES - It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. ~ General George S. Patton, Jr.


TAGS: honor respect duty
Rating: 4.2/5

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WTFO - September 18, 2012, 3:03 am
No intent to sugar coat anything. That is just the common phrase. KIA is fine with me, since I am not considered PC in any way. v/r,
MPsniper - September 16, 2012, 4:53 pm
"fallen" sugar coats it. makes it sound like someone fell down and skinned a knee. lets call it what it really is... "killed in action". truth is always better than PC.


LIFE - get used to disappointment




FATHER I AM -


TAGS: protector war child innocence harm
Rating: 4.71/5

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Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
5er RL and ditto what rerun and Hammy said.
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
5ls, Excellent Re-use, And You Took A Touchy Pic,and made a poster that we can all relate to, excellent work.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:35 pm
5 RL
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm

This image is never easy to see, however it does make me appreciate the society I live in.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:58 pm

no wakeup, the father was caught in crossfire between rival forces and tried in vain to use his body as a meatshield for his son.
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:47 pm
I share your sentiments in the caption RL. And it's hard to look at that ph**o knowing the story behind it. I'll try and vote later.
440wakeup - October 1, 2010, 4:41 pm
Didn't the ISREALI's purposely target and shoot the kid right out from under the FATHER, 4 a HAH!! I guess they figured the kid would grow up 2 join Hezzbolah and become a Suicide Bomber.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

i guess i owe a credit to hammy. i saw this on CNN years back, one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen. hammy did a poster of this some months back.


DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)


TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military


TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psych**ic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant a** hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am
well no **** murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little b****.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random ***k on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am
your not writing ****! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do ****. yer gonna keep posting bull**** on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am
oh man, that's a false dich**omy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist ***ks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am
way to go a**f***s. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after ***king around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am
f***in Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am
Zed, SHUT THE f*** UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


FLUFFY - Deadly Things Come In Can Come In Cute Packages.


TAGS: fluffy blademasterv lol random ect lol
Rating: 2.92/5

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ManiacalZManiac - February 17, 2009, 11:32 am
Deadly Things Come In Can Come In? wtf....
djp - September 22, 2008, 1:52 pm
grammar fail!


MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I a**ure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

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Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm

or telling the difference


TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


NURSE -




THE LAST JOKE -


TAGS: electricution prank joke execution death
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:38 pm
That hits the mark!
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:49 pm
HAH!


ONE LOVE -




Loyalty -


TAGS: love friendship family loyalty protection
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - August 11, 2016, 10:25 am
Thank you.
maoworks2 - July 26, 2016, 1:17 pm
You Got That Right !


PERSPECTIVE - Remember: Life could be worse.


TAGS: perspective life hedgehog
Rating: 4.27/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:40 am
As if a woman didn't have enough reason to be screaming swear-words during birthing... or about why her Va-jay-jay's bleeding.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:14 pm
shared on fb. 5l
IronRaptre - December 8, 2011, 11:36 pm
"...that is, you could be birthing creatures known for their spikes." Perfect!


ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?


TAGS: politics congress taxes democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.42/5

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highjump321 - December 11, 2009, 12:26 pm
or degress?
me - September 19, 2009, 12:44 pm
its regress....


HONEY - The Best Tasting Vomit on the Planet




ARMS FOR WAR -


TAGS: arm war perfect riot hug
Rating: 4.26/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:24 am
Awww....
derk91 - February 26, 2012, 6:23 pm
wow... a demotivational poster on Motifake that is slightly motivational. 0_O
Rick69 - February 21, 2012, 5:52 pm
Perhaps, but that camera on the right definitely does not know that there is a thing called "zooming" when trying to record something closely but out of q riot officer's arm's length. . . !
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:59 pm
CIA and the police? is this kid a terrorist? :P
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:00 pm
They ain't grenades they're rubber bullets. So if they are rubber bullets THIS must be a 10cc song!!!!
gas - February 15, 2012, 10:05 pm
lol, didn't see it first time
krazyivanthedivine - February 15, 2012, 10:05 pm
The cop is not pleased...
crankyhead - February 15, 2012, 9:59 pm
I think the guy in the second row needs a few more grenades.


STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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darkabyss - May 26, 2011, 7:59 am
now its over 90 comment,why?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
Sean, here's my lane (I don't speak for the whole right): the POTUS is a radical progressive liberal based on his policies (that are Marxist, Socialist, etc.) who is trying to (in his words) "fundamentally change this country" --Obama, Nov 2008.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:52 am
He's either Adolf Hitler or he is a horse. Why can't the right pick a lane on this one?
collige boy - September 4, 2009, 1:50 am
man ... is you studip
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
Hey, troll boy. Either offer a valid counterpoint with proof and support or shut the f*** up you pathetic little troll.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 5:16 pm
Good lord your are stupid.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:08 am
like you would still criticize Pres Bush due the the massive strain that tactic would have had on our military. The fact is that morons like you think conservatives can do no right and liberals can do no wrong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:07 am
to terrorism and a dictator while other Western nations quaked in fear or were doing illegal trade with Saddam. Rumsfeld (not Cheney) was the SECDEF who supported minimum force entry to Iraq. That was a mistake, but if we used overwhelming force idiots
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Zed, the reason we had inadequate armor for Afghan and Iraq is two-fold. 1) the military wasn't designed to fight thugs with IEDs. 2) the gross underfunding of the military by Pres Clinton. I agree that G.H.W.Bush rocked, but so did his son by stepping up
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
do you really want to start aguing again, because you already got beat pretty bad on the webcam poster
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:15 pm
Canada: A) so what? and B) No.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:35 pm
zed u have no friends or support here STFU
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada: No.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:27 pm
WTFO: Sure, Cheney thanked you, AFTER he sent you in with INADEQUATE armor. Bush Sr. did better when we went in in Gulf War 1. It was called "let the EXPERTS (the PENTAGON) do the planning", instead of Cheney's little warhawk commission. G.H. Bush rocked.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:14 am
hey zed STFU! u p*** timmy. loke what poster this guy was defending http://www.motifake.com/web-cam-demotivational-poster-37309.html
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:57 am
Are you wishing for my death, Zed? That's pathetic that you can't handle the truth about your savior. BTW, VP Cheney is a decent man and just last June he thanked me and a bunch of other military members for our service at an event we volunteered for.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm
@Canada: No.
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 5:23 pm
I, much like ice-storms, hockey maple syrup, and Sean, agree with Canada.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 5:06 pm
hey zed, STFU
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:03 pm
WTFO, an "an hero" is a suicide. Be one. Alternately, go get a job, move out of your parents basement, and quit praying that someday ***k Cheney will love you back.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
this is the sorry truth.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tmr, Incoherent posts really show the lack of intelligence in your position. Go back and get you GED. Oh, never mind, socialist Dems will make educated workers pay your way.
Thats my rightwing - April 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
one lost vote, one lost war, one lost economy - and they start b****ing &amp; moaning, rewhining for the coldwarpast that wont come back, were they were almost an heroes..
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I was just curious why you use the word white as a tag in so many Obama related posters
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:44 pm
Are you stalking me, cow****? You seem to be searching out all my posters to get my attention. I'm spoken for, but if I was g** I'd be flattered.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:11 am
once again. why is "white" one of your tags?
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 3:52 am
If commenting on your own bull****, unfunny, lameass political posters keeps you in the top 100 then so be it.....Blah. It only reveals your own stupidity to more people.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:32 am
typo: change "not" to "now".
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
Attacks on my mother and not 3 separate "blah blah" posts? What are you 10? Keep boosting my comment numbers, Timmy. It's always nice to see my posters make it in the various reports.
mooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
good don't leave. It's too much fun making fun of you and your lame political posters....BLAH.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:26 am
blah blah socialist blah frog. nlah blah commie blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:25 am
makes it an enjoyable night for me. Thanks for the laughs, dumbasses. By the way, I'm not leaving this site, nor am I changing what I post.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:24 am
roles as the MotiFake "funny" police, I couldn't give a d***. I enjoy good debate first and foremost, but watching you two a**-munchers get all pissed and start yapping like chihuahuas hyped up on crack is fun too. Knowing that I've gotten under your skin
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:22 am
blah blah blah blah
moooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:21 am
blah blah blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Wow, such a mature rant from both you idiots. I enjoyed you evidence on how I'm the hate-filled one with your attacks on my mother. No worries, I'm sure she'd be able to beat the **** out of both of you little fudge-packers. As for your self-appointed
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:27 am
Yeah I know "there are all kinds of posters on this blah,blah,blah If you don't like them no one is forcing blah,blah,blah"
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:25 am
Yes you put out the bait. So people would argue with you. We are only giving you what you wanted. Also political posters are boring. Where is the funny?
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:54 pm
Wow, I put out some troll bait and got 2 bites. The frozen frog and his bovine boyfriend. I'll respond later when I have time to kill reading their ignorant responses.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:00 am
I think wtfo's mom was a little too friendly with the canadian sailors during the war.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:46 am
Sand in his v*****. Sorry I missed a period.....just like WTFO's mom. difference is I don't have a list of truckers to call and request child support.
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:14 am
I am sick and tired of being treated like a Little kid. WTFO wants to ride the bus ALONE.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:11 am
"socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog" How has he been "socialist" f*** your frozen comment "Frog? WTF? Where do you get this crap you redneck f***?
mooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:05 am
You mean sand in his v***** his dirty, dirty v*****
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:56 am
This guy knows nothing about canadians he just has sand in his crack cause his guy lost an election. Like everyone on motifake cares about american politics. I think bringing back the funny is top priority! enough political propaganda and hateful crap
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:55 am
who cares what you researched, And quit s****** up to Sean (the only Canadian who likes you)....or so you think.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:52 am
or it is now at least!
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am
If you give me a doll I will show you where she touched me....it's a dirty place.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:48 am
she had special "requests" ....I'm still in therapy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:46 am
and the tag "funny" does not belong.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
why is the word "white" one of your tags?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
Nice good cop bad cop moooooo this guy brings all this on himself to get attention by defending himself and then cries "i dont have to defend myself". He loves the sound of his own voice and the look of his text on a page. also why the overcharge by mommy
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You call everyone who disagrees with you a socialist.....you are the true timmy. you bring this on yourself.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:35 am
Do you know any french canadians? You post more comments defending your posters than anyone else does commending them. Using tag words like socialist to make it sound like its you and yours against them and theirs. You invite criticism with every new post
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:30 am
"I don't have to explain my posters" No you don't ....we all know they suck. We get it... You are trying to make up for your lack of intellect .. and yeah I f***ed your mother and she only charged me 4 bucks....Canadian. I'm not from Quebec either.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:28 am
Your problem is that you believe every stereotype you hear. what would it matter if i were french? you cant paint everyone with the same brush. its sad that a grown man can hate a whole province of people. Have you ever been to quebec?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:17 am
Nah its just a Canadian nickname to most people here, and a hockey team in vancouver ( as far from quebec as possible ) You calling me hate filled is like me calling you funny. I am not french and have never lived in quebec
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:15 am
lot in my dealings with this socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog. I forgive you, Timmy. You can't help your ignorance. So put on your helmet and go play, eh?
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:13 am
I don't have to explain my posters to Canuck, the self-appointed funny police. I researched the word Canuck and found that it doesn't necesarily refer to a Canadian (like our friend, Sean) but is specifically directed at French Canadians. That explained a
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:35 am
The equine reference?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Where's the funny?
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:08 am
[Regarding Obama] That's not what he meant but it's probably his desire.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:19 pm
assertions. Your generalization of hospitals and Americans display true ignorance. While Mark chooses the phrase "suck it" towards you, I'll pick FOMF (f*** Off, Mother f***er)!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:18 pm
First off, there are 2 sounds the letter "c" can make. The intended sound is the "s" not the "k" in my posts, so f*** off on your instructions. Second, your personal attacks show your stupidity. You call names because you have no facts to support your
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:36 am
mooooo - Suck it.
moooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 5:15 am
first off never refer to a lady as "porc" second, you sir are a total douche. US hospitals of all kinds suck because they are run by Americans aka greedy,cheap bastards
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:17 am
We can start with Nationalized Health Care. If you want to see how well the govt runs health care, then I suggest you visit an Army hospital. Trust me you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like that.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:20 pm
mrawesomo - first give me everything you own and then I'll tell you.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 5:36 pm
What's so bad about socialism?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
He has already weakened our ability to do so.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
a whole bunch of bad guys and the new judge comes in and says thanks for your work but since I don't like the last judge, I'm setting the convicts free. You'd be pretty upset, right? The military's duty is to protect this nation and its citizens...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:34 pm
One last point is the HUGE error in shutting down Gitmo. Several of these war criminals will be released back to their home country to mount more attacks against our military and against our homeland. Think of it if you were a police officer who caught...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:04 pm
Pres Obama and the liberal Congress are already screwing it up and we're not out of January yet.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:03 pm
Porc, if the stimulus package makes it through the Senate as it passed the House, we are facing much bigger govt, mass welfare (called tax rebates to those who don't pay taxes) and a huge environmental push instead of economic stimulus.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:20 pm
WILL PEOPLE STOP TALKING **** ABOUT OBAMA FOR ONCE!? We gave Bush TWO chances. LET HIM f*** UP BEFORE YOU TALK ****.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. We don't lop the heads off our enemies, or stone our women, or any of the other horrific acts they perform in the name of their "peaceful" religion. We just make them uncomfortable so the tell us where the friends are.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 4:49 am
Guantanamo Bay detention camp: because if the terrorists do it, we should too.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 12:40 am
While your working ph**oshop, can you do something about all the Chinese soldiers in the poster too?
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:26 am
WTFO - After the comment from NAPalm1989, I downloaded your poster and substituted the socialist fist and rose for the hammer and sickle. It just doesn't have the same impact but it did give me a good laugh.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:21 am
WTFO - Absof***inlutely! That's what makes this country great. It's just that I'm not comfortable with pissing in his cornflakes just yet. I agree with you 100 percent about closing Gitmo. I'm afraid he just wants to bring his friends closer to home.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 11:17 am
Who keeps letting Timmy in?
trae - January 23, 2009, 11:09 am
the people who voted for this a** have no idea what they have unleashed on the U.S
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:55 pm
...and it's only day 3 on the job.
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Mark, I still respect the Office of the President and my Commander in Chief. However, questioning his policies (especially with his own words) isn't out of bounds. I hope he does good, but closing Gitmo in a year is a horrible mistake &amp; it's only
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:11 pm
The hammer and sickle symbol is far more inflamatory than the "Socialist International" symbol of a hand clutching a rose. I think they were going for that whole "Flower Power" thing to draw in the Liberal Democrats.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 3:38 pm
I would agree that they're different, but not "very different ideologies."
NAPalm1989 - January 22, 2009, 1:48 pm
I'd like to point out the huge flaw in this post, socialism and communism (the hammer and sickle) are very different ideologies
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:56 pm
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, hope he does the right thing, and hope that he doesn't turn all of his words into actions. The poster however is right on target.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:53 pm
WTFO - Nice poster! I'm going to lay off of Mr. Obama for a while though. It has to do with that part of the oath about the "officers appointed over me." Although I'm retired I don't feel that I'm released from that oath.
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 11:17 am
Are you sure it's not his a**?


CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done...


TAGS: obama democrats vote election money
Rating: 2.84/5

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WTFO - February 21, 2009, 1:10 am
Fool? Who let Mr. T in here? Either way "dumb as a BaH" a little over a month later with the messiah in charge and its even worse. Look how the market is responding to his "stimulus", soaring down past the 7000 mark on the DOW. Good voting choice America.
Box-a-Hammers - January 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
That's all we have left NOW, fool.
walkerofskies - January 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
Someone already did this joke. Not as a motifake but the punchline is the same. Mcain lost Obama won, get over yourself and move on. 2 Poddle-lions
lol - October 19, 2008, 11:49 pm
take that osama! er I mean...nah, leave it.
db - September 22, 2008, 9:55 pm
hahaha


SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


COUNTERFEIT MONEY -


TAGS: george carlin line collection plate
Rating: 3.92/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am
been done b4 but with strip clubs


DEATH ANGEL - Now personified by AC-130


TAGS: ac 130 spectre death angel usaf
Rating: 4.32/5

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KageOokami - May 19, 2011, 11:59 pm
Always fun to watch them do this. More fun to watch the Spooky's pwning ground forces.
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
http://www.patricksaviation.com/ph**os/vaimaca/13430/
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
* they're, not their
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
those are flares.. their a defense mechanism. they aren't shooting anything at anyone. heat seeking missles go after heat..
jackripper - March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm
when was the last time you saw a 'cargo' jet do that?
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:34 am
those are C130's. Not the gunships
Nagard - March 11, 2011, 7:12 am
The ph**o is good. Just as all the other ones showing this effect. But are these AC-130? They look more like the standard cargo C-130...


A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN - One must always have goals


TAGS: a man s perfect day
Rating: 4.09/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
5L! Seriously, no wonder he takes a "massive" dump in the morning, that's the only time he does it. This is great!
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 12:32 am
nice find
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:14 pm
Oh God... R&D want... =(
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:20 am
I`ll drink to this perfect schedule. (sips a glass of wine.)
Krissie - October 9, 2009, 9:23 pm
LMFAO!!!! yes, I think all men would agree with this! the 12 sec fart is utterly hilarious!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:49 pm
5 lions - 3 until the 8 octave fart - blew the ratings right through 5
LD0ne - October 8, 2009, 2:31 pm
the fart joke at the end made it so awesome i love that even the dog can't take it.. i've had farts like that
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 1:17 am
Airman has done it again! latest addition to my favys
Rollseyes - October 8, 2009, 1:09 am
Good grief! I've been lurking here too long... I couldn't stop laughing, especially at the end. *sigh* =)
Jas - October 7, 2009, 6:10 pm
Sophisticated enough to appreciate 1963 Don, yet never losing sight of a good fart joke - I love it.
LogicDude - October 7, 2009, 4:08 pm
What does it mean if I was "done" when I read it?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
If it takes more than 15 minutes, either she is awful at it, or you touch yourself too much. More than 10 minutes, for that matter.
bOB cHIN - October 7, 2009, 2:26 pm
It's a tight schedule. 15 min. per BJ? But, the itinarary is great. Pelosi resigns FTW!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 1:26 pm
Flawless.


HAUGHTY -


TAGS: perfect imperfection
Rating: 4.78/5

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shadow87 - December 19, 2011, 1:02 pm
FACEPLANT DEMOTIVATIONAL!!!!
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 1:14 pm
I am 5peechle55


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the godd*** duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
Monster.
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

perfection
gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.


CORRECTING WRONGS ON THE INTERNET - is like subtracting 1 from infinity


TAGS: correcting wrong internet stupidity
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mrSilkie - January 30, 2012, 11:09 am
http://www.dfat.gov.au/aib/island_continent.html Government says we are both an island an a continent.
Blank - August 16, 2009, 10:07 pm
Please... someone tell me there are people in the world who aren't this retarded. Feel free to lie.
ashmael - June 9, 2009, 7:58 am
Actually Australia is both an island and a continent.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like France to me.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:13 am
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
john - October 13, 2008, 4:54 pm
thats africa retard


A SHOT IN THE DARK -


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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning sh**..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


Future -


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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
Needs a continuation: "... and make a school teacher's annual salary every three months."
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 2:06 pm
Why? She'll probobly make more money than you ;)
manos - February 6, 2014, 8:30 am
hmm.. f*** you dude thats not nice. i laughed for an instance but immediately realised this is quite insulting and f***ed up...
JesusWept - January 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:01 pm
Dammit! I dropped math in high school and still managed to miss my calling in life. :( But I did learn enough algebra to know 5x1 to the nth power of L=5L.


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:46 pm
Also is trying to reason with an Italian mother. 1+1=3, and that's that. I can say that because I'm Italian/Sicilian.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:14 pm
see also: syn. - noun - motiseedling


LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them


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Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:14 am
Unkown by whom?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:13 am
Maybe I don't know what the word "lies" means either, since I am more than prepared to concede that the Bush admin really believed what it heard or saw. More's the pity really.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
BTW, I also agree that a CIA agent's identity should not be disclosed. But the reason it happened is still unknown.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
A man needs an exit strategy...like pulling out. Waka! Waka! Waka! A good raq will snare a dude any day.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
that no one can ever release that would have justified the war. Oh, and rather that use his WMD's to defend him country from attack, he shipped them all off to Syria.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Whether there was other intel, the stuff that was advanced publically -- yellow cake, aluminium tubes, etc., we know where the WMD's are -- turned out to be pure bull*sh*it. So now we are being asked to believe that there's some super-secret stuff
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:06 am
there, whether you like it or not. It wasn't just the US intel, China, Israel, France, UK, and even Canadian intel agreed on Iraq. So enough with the slander about lies and spin. For those of us who understand it's a tired/false argument, you can't prove.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:04 am
Agree on the exit strategy to a degree, but you can't work on arbitrary timelines without meeting specific goals first or Iraq would fail. That classified "intel crap" protects lives and is endangered if the enemy learns sources and methods. The intel was
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Again you claim to know what is in the minds of those you accuse of lying and leaking a CIA agent. You a**ume intent vs having facts. Not trying to call you a liar, just that you are spreading the far-lefts lies they used to get power.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:00 am
any intel that would be to its advantage. Yet no such self serving leaks. So can the compelling yet can't be disclosed intel crap. They ran with the spin they could spin, and you got a war without an exit strategy.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:59 pm
Do you even know what the word lie means? I doubt it. And I can a**uure you that I am not the least bit offended at being called a liar by you. And the administration that leaks the identity of a CIA agent out of sheer malace is sure to leak ...
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:28 pm
Quite right, Bart. Sean, did you see the intel that both Congress and Pres Bush did when they agreed to kick Saddam's a**? No? I saw some, so your and the far-left's accusations of "lying" are the actual lies here.
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:26 pm
Not so much the pants as the wabbit suit....that my dear doesn't do that bodonkadonk any justice at all.......
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:24 pm
A voter is but an middle aged lady who wants to know one thing: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm
Thanks B. Great timing. But back away from the intended hyperbole of your comment and I agree. Can you even get 1 vote by telling the voters the truth? "I ain't kissin' that thing, lady, your baby is hideous."
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm
Momma said politicians are so onry cause they gots all them toofs and no.....PUMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm
Again, you change the subject. Bush and his cronies played fast and loose with the "truth" so as to start an endless war. Obama is your president, not mine. Seems to be kind of a dud to me at this point.
Bartimaeus - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm
How do you tell when a politician is lying?...He wins the election. Waka! waka! waka! All politicians lie, because people will only vote for perfection; It's do or die, a leader can never say "try."
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:17 pm
DB, in some cases yes conservatives use this. Over the last 2 elections the Dems gained power by standing against anything Bush stood for. That's not a position but an opposition and it worked for them. Partly due to media claims of Reps as lying on Iraq.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sean, why is it okay for you to call Bush a liar but when Obama is called out for lying to Congress and the public, there's huge outcry. You can't prove any of the left's claim for lies. Don't be such a hater, bud.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:11 pm
but his concerns were ignored. Then the Obama campaign simply pretended McCain never did this, blamed the recession on Bush, and then unfairly linked McCain to Bush. McCain was actually ahead in most polls before the economic collapse.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:10 pm
This poster gave the Obama campaign too much credit. They didn't use the Republican's values against them. They misinterpreted the Republican's values outright. McCain actually gave a speech warning of the real estate market's ways before it collapsed;
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:14 am
I shouldn't be salivating. Dammit, ese!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:07 am
Mexican Burger....place one tortilla between two tortillas.....done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am
Heat oven to 400, grease pie pan. Cook hamburger and onion and drain. Stir in seasoning mix, put mixture into pie pan. Sprinkle with chilies and cheese. Beat remaining ingredients until smooth. Pour in pie pan. Bake 30 minutes or until knife comes out cle
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am
That's a family secret!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:05 am
MEXICAN PIE 1 lb. hamburger 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 env. (1 1/4 oz.) taco seasoning mix 1 can (4 oz.) whole green chilies, chopped and drained 1 c. shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 oz.) 1 1/4 c. milk 3/4 c. Bisquick mix 3 eggs 1/8 tsp. red pepper sauce
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:04 am
Bean pie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:56 am
How about blender cow pies?.....cuz that's what I think a politifake might taste like.....1 BTW.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:50 am
Melikes blender pies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am
We'll blend it up really good for you aggy....and you can drink it through a straw before nap time.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am
And bang on truth. Lots of that. And the exposure of countless Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld lies. So don't discount the huge hole the Fake Republican Administration dug for itself.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am
Like one of my posters states, my silver lining is that it takes a Carter to get a Reagan. I just hope someone is up to the task to correct the serious mistakes going on. (That includes the bailouts that Bush started).
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am
I'm too old for chery. Key lime, dammit!
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:38 am
With a failing economy and 8 years of visceral personal attacks, hate and often lies. Add to that most TV media outlets completely in the tank for Dems. The Reps could have put anyone up and they would have lost to anyone the Dems put up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
cherry......shame on you Aggy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Blueberry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Apple
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am
I dealt with McCain for 3 days when I worked at Mandalay Bay. He is very scrambled in the head. You'd be amazed. I don't know what's giving him the clarity he shows on TV, but in person, it was rough.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am
She drove thinking Republicans away in droves ... or Ford Explorers as the case may be.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:33 am
AND had anyone but Palin. She didn't help reel in the middle-road republican vote, nor conservative dems.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am
Had McCain said "Fu*c*k the base. Those douchebags ain't voting for Obama anyway, and then stayed true to himself, by say, calling torture torture and just being McCain, he mighta won the d*** election. Would have done better anyway.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am
While I don't agree with shouting down people at the town halls, many are asking questions and being ignored or insulted by the elected officials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Cu1ClqteY --That didn't look like an angry mob. Just a ja****s politician.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:23 am
I guess yelling at a town hall meeting to break it up instead of debating is different. Or, like shouting at the POTUS during a speech. That's how you change things.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:22 am
Ah c'mon, have you seen his opponent's values? They are written out on posted notes that have been slapped to a revolving door.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am
Unfortunately, all elections have seem to degenerate to this level.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am
Sounds like a familiar tactic.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 1:11 am
i love this poster
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
the terrorists wouldn't hide among women and children.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
Pab, I'm not sure where the attack on Israel and WW2 vets came from. Are you saying that Israel doesn't have the right to defend themselves from Hamas suicide bombers, mortar fire and kidnappings? I think less civilians would be injured in Palastine if
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
The Jews in Israel aren't the "Good guys" any more than the americans who firebombed Japanese residential districts and sh** surrendering enemies in WW2 were the "Good Guys," everyone in every war has done bad things, and the jews are 100% no exception.
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm
Great another black dude asking for my change
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm
Great another black dude asking for my change
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:25 pm
I disagree, you have to let one live so if we ever let him see the light of day again he can relay the story of what a 50 Cal bullet can do to a pirate's skull.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 9:36 pm
WTFO... wasn't it nice? Nicely "executed" as well. Although, I'm still not happy about allowing one pirate to live. It reduces the fear factor.
Porcelina - April 12, 2009, 7:57 pm
Please go see the thread ''Enough is Enough''
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:53 pm
Hey Prez O., WTFO sez "great job" and can you please help him with his "Ninja problem" (sic.).
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:45 pm
Uhm, WTFO. I have it on good authority that your President only reads MY comments when he's on Motifake ... so I'll tell him you said that. Bye.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 7:22 pm
Regarding the pirates, Pres Obama took the correct action today by letting the Navy SOF take care of those bastards. 3 head sh**s. Outstanding. Hopefully this action will prevent other Somali pirates from touching a US flagged ship. Good job Mr. President
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:50 pm
We have exhausted them, essentially, but not in full-view of the world community. It's just for appearance. Shuts up the domestic no-war at any cost liberal pussies, too. I don't want another 9/11 either, but this time, it'll be more universally justified
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:37 pm
I totally agree with exhausting all "nice-guy" efforts. Our disagreement is that I believe we have already exhausted those efforts and I'm not will to risk lives to revisit those mistakes with this enemy.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
I'm simply saying that you can do a lot more, and a lot worse things if you've exhausted all nice-guy efforts.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:10 pm
I find no fault in that logic. Then again, I was pointing toward a Desert Storm-style coalition effort against the terrorists. I figure you'd have active support from otherwise "closet" supporters if you show them the impotence of diplomacy first.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:08 pm
supporting the US but they know steps are necessary to keep their countries safe from terrorism. We had our diplomacy pissed on we engaged the enemy and the media and dishonest liberals (across the world) turned several folks away from our side.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
Too funny. "cooperative when you end up bombing them". I can tell you that we have a lot of support from a large number of countries, in Afghan and Iraq. Some open support others behind the scenes because their leaders are too afraid of public opinion of
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
into oblivion. 1) Diplomacy will never work 2) They will hit us again either way. With our diplomacy rejected, and pissed on, the world will be on our side. That is important when it comes to a probable invasion by our forces.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:03 pm
I agree with you completely in regards to the UN. However, you have to look at it outside the box. If the world sees you trying to be diplomatic instead of just resorting to military solutions, they will be more cooperative when you end up bombing them
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:00 pm
justice, etc. Without the US, the U.N. will fold under the weight of its own problems. Also, without our military, there will be no teeth left at the U.N.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
You give the U.N. much more credit than I do, my friend. That place is the most corrupt place on Earth in my mind. I'm in support of the US pulling completely out of there and restarting a new org with countries that truly care about peace, freedom,
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:58 pm
Thanks, WTFO... I like when my point of view is swayed on things I'd normally disagree with.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:57 pm
Our goals and hopes are the same. However, I see the practical approach. Like I said, it'll allow us to say "Hey, UN, we gave them every chance at the tables to make peace" -- and when we start going at the terrorists real hard, the world will be in sync.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:56 pm
it back here. Great discussion though, AD. It's a pleasure as always, bud. v/r.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:55 pm
NSA can't protect us if BHO takes away the wire ***s. Also, GWB's policies of engaging the enemy on their sand versus our land has been effective in protecting American soil for 7 yrs. We need to keep the battlespace in the Middle East or they will bring
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:54 pm
I only have a strong desire to exterminate these radical Islamic terrorists and their "holy" leaders who preach violence and death to the US and Israel.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:53 pm
terrorists have killed women and children in the village thrown their bodies into the raided bldg and put film on the internet claiming the US military did this. See all this, I have no room in my mind or heart to engage in discussions with these animals
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:51 pm
in centuries, Americans want success in months. Our enemies will sacrifice thousands of innocents to get a handfull of us and are willing to use women and children as human shields (yes, they've already done that). After a US raid on insurgents, remaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:50 pm
For now... or the next 5-10 years... when they want to hit us again, they will. There is no amount of military or diplomatic action that will prevent it. It's up to the NSA, among others, to protect us.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:49 pm
Your last to points are spot on, AD. That is exactly what we are doing right now, and it does take time. Unfortunately, Americans are so impatient that they get frustrated wait 2 mins for their h** Pocket to heat. Our enemy is patient and measure success
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
history book and prove the point. 3000 more families (or maybe a higher number) should not be made to suffer the loss of a loved one so we can say to the world "told ya it don't work".
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
when the destruction of their homes, schools and capitalist futures are repeatedly blown up. We need local cooperation for this to work. Takes time, but it'll work.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
The issue I take with your diplomacy approach is that we have openly tried these avenues before and they failed. I am uncomfortable with risking more American civilian deaths proving that the diplomacy method is a failure when we can crack a recent
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:45 pm
The terrorists can and will kill the innocent citizens... we won't. The terrorists, therefore, have the advantage. As I said, keep giving them all 4-bedroom homes and university-quality schools for all ages. They will eventually get sick of terrorists
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
terrorists from their countries.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
some may not like us "invading" their country, they were already against us. The normal/average Iraqi/Afghani would have a higher opinion of US involvement if they could see how we are trying to help in these areas as well as how we are removing dangerous
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
...but it must be done and "displayed" in order to have the world backing when we step up the war on terror... so we can say "we tried the nice way...." - diplomacy isn't the solution, but it's an important cobblestone in the path to their annihilation.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
murdering every one we saw. The media helped turn public opinion towards their own ideals which greatly helped BHO take office when he is clearly unqualified for the position. As for the muslim perspective on media reporting our rebuilding efforts. While
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm
I respectfully agree and disagree. We need to lean on them, yes. But, let's show the world that we're trying to be diplomatic. I don't think it'd work in a million years....
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm
I've mentioned that I was in the Middle East last year, which is where a lot of my insight comes from. The media needed to show our good deeds here so the US public wouldn't get the perception that the military and GWB's admin weren't stomping around just
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
strength if we keep the pressure on now.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm
my view so my son won't spend his life fighting this fight. I'd rather handle it now. BHO's appeasement dooms future Am. generations to fighting a reestablished and emboldened terrorist threat that we can keep on the ropes and keep them from gaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm
I agree with the downplayed magnitude of the atrocity, but it kick-started a war on terror that otherwise would still be in it's infancy in comparison.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:36 pm
in diplomacy where appropriate, but Islamic terrorists don't want peace with us, they want us and the Jewish wiped off the planet. Negotiations are meaningless in that environment. They have to be eliminated. It'll take a long time but it is necessary in
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm
3000 "eggs" dying on 9-11 is enough for me. The short-term memory loss of this country makes me sick. 3000 more families shouldn't have to die to prod us to destroy an enemy that has no intention of ever ceasing their war on us. I agree we should engage
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm
Agreed about media, but that's all a matter of perspective. To me, as long as it stays under the radar, it's not as much of an international trophy to terrorists who want to use it as an example of american invasion of their country. No?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:32 pm
WTFO, we could polarize a bar in a matter of 30 minutes with conversation like this. I love it!
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:31 pm
and minds in Afghan and Iraq. We're building schools, business districts, farms, homes, parks, soccer fields, etc. The main stream media ignores these good deeds because it doesn't further their agenda nor does it get ratings like deaths do.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm
Hey agdaniele, who was it that said that "Politics is just war carried on by other means." Or was it "Diplomacy"? Anywho, carry on. Way to ramp it up a notch, intellectually speaking ....
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm
food locations there. It's not nice, but it's a fact that nothing is resistant to capitalism... consumership, choices, greed and gluttony... once it takes hold, nothing can reverse it.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:29 pm
the Somali coast. If that happens we'll likely never see that man alive again. Your points on rebuilding are very valid and the fact that you mention them shows a serious problem with the media. We are currently engaging in that method of winning hearts
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:28 pm
This may sound wrong, but sometimes you have to break a few eggs. In order for the world to engage a decisive war on terrorism, we need to show that diplomatic venues have been exhausted and rejected. Moreso, we keep building malls, theaters and fast


GUY: MUSH, MUSH! - Dogs: aaaaaaaahhh!!! run! some guy's chasing us!!!




SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...




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Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

nice
GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic


4 PERECT CIRCLES - Dude, I think I need another drink !!


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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 11:05 am
God d*** optical illusions


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THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000


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Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:33 am
"either way". dammit.
Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:32 am
Republicans or Democrats - wither way, we lose.


3RD GRADE - Life for little Johny just hasn't been the same ever since everyone discovered he was a Motifaker.


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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:23 am
Yeah...about that... motifaking can turn us all into little Johny's great poster! 5L's


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$600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!??


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lunchmeat5000 - August 24, 2009, 1:35 am
I think so...or I was drunk and incapable of coherent thought.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 11:20 pm
I was shooting for perfection. Where did I lose that .1%? Maybe it was a typo, bud.
lunchmeat5000 - August 7, 2009, 12:07 am
Natchez is a ****hole anyway(like most of MS), they need all the help that can get...but the rest of the country shouldn't be paying for it. It's a state issue only. WTFO, 99.9% of the time, I'm in agreement with you anyways.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Hmm, fair enough. Sorry if I jumped the gun on you. lm5000, I'd say even $1M of federal tax dollars is a waste. If it has important historical value then the state should have funded it, not folks who live in the other 49 states.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:59 pm
But the Mayor is saying they only requested $1mil, where this $600mil comes from is not known. Stimuluswatch.org still Waste of has it at 600mil. Waste of d*** money if you ask me.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:56 pm
Forks of the Road Heritage Trail. This project would greatly enhance one of the primary gateways to our city by creating an African American/Ethnic Heritage Trail along a stretch of St. Catherine Street between the Forks of the Road Slave Market Site.
Hmm - August 6, 2009, 6:51 am
If you are addressing me, I never claimed that it would have an effect on the economy. (Hence my comment about the ridiculously high cost.) I was merely pointing out a logical flaw in the math used by the OP.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:36 am
POTUS, screamed we need this now, don't read, vote yes! Hurry! Hurry or a catastrophe will happen. We'll be at 8% unemployment by May without it. Well, they signed it and we're approaching 10% unemployment with the "rescue stimulus". We were lied to.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:35 am
Hmm, do you honestly believe that this particular effort in the "stimulus " bill actually constitutes stimulus that will have an affect on the US economy? I don't. This is one of many wasteful lines in that BS bill that NOBODY read before voting.
Ad Hominem much? - July 27, 2009, 1:52 am
InDDeed... Because a guy's love of c*****ge has *everything* to do with their arguments. BTW, only about half the aliases listed for me are mine. Such is the fate of those whose ISP uses DHCP...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:43 am
You'd almost make a good point if one of your aliases wasn't ***bLover.
Hmm - July 26, 2009, 10:40 am
That math a**umes a 1-time construction cost rather than including annual upkeep/salaries, materials (even trails use some), and land purchase. It *does* seem ridiculously high though. How many acres and miles of trails are we talking about here? O_o;
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 12:57 am
As a MS resident, I'm still wondering wtf is going on with that.


ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING -




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

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GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


LOLZ -


TAGS: muscle cars perspective young old
Rating: 4.94/5

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nitroid13 - June 27, 2011, 5:43 am
this is such p***!!! OMG this is so ***y and it should be NSFW
Budog - June 27, 2011, 2:16 am
d*** it, ouch the truth hurts...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 12:35 pm
Truth.. 5L


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: calendar ignorance correct answer mariand
Rating: 4.84/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:29 pm
when you get sent to the office every day it's easy to hear gossip amoungst the office staff I know this from experience
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:33 pm
Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!
mariand - April 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
Guys, don't worry, the one who was tested, it had the right solution... for that situation... BTW, Rick, your solution for the quadratic equation is corect.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:59 am
Seems like we stepped on a nerve with mister rone here... And Rick... ever occur to you that I was being ignorant as well?? maybe you should take a step back some time ;) just saying
RonE - April 5, 2012, 11:43 am
The actual solution cannot be determined this is a bogus question. As stated in the ph**o... just sayin.
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:36 am
Fool... I was being ignorant on purpose, as defined by this poster... (I think I fooled him)... Yeah that's right, I WAS doing it RIGHT all along... (he definitely feels like an idiot now... I wonder if he can read my mi-- Fffuuuuu...)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:22 am
Correction Rick: x = -3 OR x = -2 x can not have 2 values at the same time... 5L
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:06 am
x = -3 & x = -2 . . . Just in case you were wondering. . .
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:10 am
OOOH, YEAH. well played


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" sh**s to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


Suspects -


TAGS: names hate sharpie die suspects
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2013, 11:40 am
I don't think I hate anyone enough to screw with them from beyond the grave, but thanks for the tip.
Rudedog - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
To many suspects


I WISH HAVING GAS WAS MY PROBLEM. -


TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm
Nice.


VASECTOMY -




IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.




HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen!


TAGS: hillary clinton obama election president
Rating: 2.59/5

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LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
Oh hey also give the Heavy a sandvich
Dude - July 18, 2008, 12:45 am
And make me a sammich!


EMBARASSMENT -


TAGS: embarass humiliation select laugh joke
Rating: 4.68/5

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Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:02 am
Haha, sometimes beeing lazy is great. I simply read it.
Zetmonk - March 5, 2012, 5:41 am
Bastard... 5L
Rick69 - March 4, 2012, 11:41 am
Ha ha. . . Let's hope not. . . I thought about breaking the mould again following the Transparency Poster & this was the product. . . :D
GaryO - March 4, 2012, 9:30 am
Geezus, looks like cataracts comin’ the other way…. What’s next, Rick, glaucoma? 5 for the mystery factor…I need a drink
HallieMarie - March 4, 2012, 12:28 am
I try to unselect it every time I come on the page even though I've already read it...
krazyivanthedivine - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
this is driving me bananas.
Rick69 - March 3, 2012, 5:42 pm
Teehee, nah - it's simpler than that: First I made the poster and selected the preview of which I did a Print Screen. . . and the rest, well you can figure that out. . . ;)
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:55 pm

lolz....how?...blue overlay?
carebear - March 3, 2012, 4:46 pm
(carebear BANNED)


FUTURE ANDROID -


TAGS: android perfect guy
Rating: 3.78/5

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Krissie - May 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
looks like the men shave their chests. ew.
Me_ - December 16, 2009, 5:41 pm
From the pictures I think they call them homo***uals. He never has *** with her.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:33 pm
says purity, but i agree
Purity - April 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I can't wait for female future robot girls... ;-; Can't wait... Either that or VR... I will make love to Sarah Michelle Gellar one way or another. &gt;_&gt;


ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


PERSPECTIVE TAKE 2 -


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to a***yze the situation and help you find closure....


NATURAL SELECTION - PROOF THAT IT IS HAPPENING EVERYWHERE


TAGS: natural selection
Rating: 4.1/5

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steve1961 - March 6, 2013, 11:50 am
I hope his parents grounded him...
lazyphil - March 5, 2013, 5:55 pm
I think this was me before my education/career/life went down the drain after a severe tingling shock !
Sho - March 5, 2013, 5:30 pm
Lovely picture


STRANGE ARCHITECTURE -




WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions


TAGS: obama president taxes bull**** democrats election white funny true look
Rating: 3.08/5

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WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:43 am
um, lolman...no. So bite me.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
I care about politics as much as I care about the price of a f***ing big mac in Poland. He's standing like the statue, he's Obama... its funny ok? now stfu and gtfo WTFO
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:14 pm
No way dumb a**.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
have, just been noticing there seems to be a group on here that gives every politically minded motifake 5 lions, they all end up with 3 or better ratings and most of them are just veiled redneck wisdom
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Stupidity is not funny and neither is Stupidity is not funny. MotiFake is what you make it. If it's a political soap box you want, a political soap box it shall be. Now go away and find something funny. Better yet...post something funny yourself.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:35 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
Person - February 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
Or by Briton of Rose. Douchebag
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:25 pm
blah, blah, blah...BoR.
Briton of Rose - January 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
For further examples of "Arrogance", please see any comments made by WTFO.


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


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